Dog For Sale
Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
Today I am thankful for my husband.
The man who signed up to love me thru thick and thin,
for better, for worse, for richer or poorer...
(and he builds a MEAN privacy fence)